THE KING
by Spicyopepper
Once upon a time there lived a king. He loved money (except he spent a little too much on chef hats so he could make pizza because he also liked food.). But one day his money was stolen! He reported this to the news people on Fox Penguin @ 10:00. He told them that he wasn't sure who did it but he wanted to get his money back. But then he found an ATM with a lot of money in it and put in his last ATM card and took out all the money in the ATM. Then he spent it all on pizza dough, baked it, turned it into pizza and ate it all.
THE END